Upon entering the bathroom to inspect Jaylen’s bootie (he asks me to, to make sure he’s wiped well) he says, “This is the best day!” I ask him why, expecting him to say because it’s Halloween or because of all the candy he received at school but he says, “Because I did Regular Poop!” He…
Pregnancy
Not Now!
Jaylen was fine all day and we were all (including his teachers) certain that he was getting better. We went to eat at McDonald’s (which I did not want to do to begin with after hearing about the mouse that was found in that one football player’s wife’s salad!), where the kids half-ate and played…
Must Learn to Meditate
Everything that could possibly go wrong seemed like it did on Tuesday. Maybe I’m exaggerating, but it sure felt like my whole world was caving in. The kids were awful in the morning (yes, awful). They took forever to eat and get ready, Jaylen didn’t want to eat because of his horrible cough (and his…