How to Scare the Crap Out of a Married Woman
I just got the strangest call from Maggie. What she told me made me feel…scared. My stomach turned and my knees feel weak and my back hurts.
Maggie: Hey!
Me: Hey!
Maggie: Are you coming over?
Me: Um, no? Mario didn’t tell me anything?!
Maggie: Oh. He already left?
Me: Yeah, I mean, he left to Eddie’s. I think?
Maggie: Oh ok. I just thought you all were coming over.
Me: No. I haven’t seen you in forever!
Maggie: I know. Have you heard anything?
Me: *stomach flips* Uh, no. About?
Maggie: Well…I don’t know how to say it…
Me: What?? Tell me!!
Maggie: Um…I’ll call you right back.
*5 minutes later. Literally.*
Those are words a married woman never wants to hear. Mrs. C-R and the rest of us were talking about just that when we had Mayra’s party on Tuesday.
That scared the shit out of me for nothing. My hands are still shaking! She just wanted to know if I knew about some new girl that worked where Mario and Jorge work, but there isn’t a new girl after all. Hiram was just acting all weird when Maggie asked him about it, which I find to be completely strange. We got to talking about how the girls that DO work there just leave us on hold when we call to talk to our husbands. Man that pisses me off. She also said she’s been receiving private calls, which is so bizarre since I received one yesterday right after I got out of school. I seriously don’t like the shady bitches that work there
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Homewreckers.
on Sunday, August 14th, Johanna said:
Well, that’s… just pure annoying. I hate when people do that, my mom does that all the time.. not exactly the same way but doesn’t tell everything and then I start to think too much when in the end it’s all for nothing.. LOL 🙂
on Sunday, August 14th, kitty said:
😉 well, whatever it is, don’t let it affect you, girl. be strong!
on Sunday, August 14th, kitty said:
🙁 gawd.. that would scare the out of me, too. I don’t like calls like that. but did she ever call again? goodness, who’s that maggie anyway? oold friend of yours? anyway take care, sweetie, g’nyt to you…
on Sunday, August 14th, Vic said:
I hate annoying ass people like that. Wait…I hate just about everyone, nevermind LOL. xoxox
on Saturday, August 13th, Sheena said:
She coulda said it wasn’t serious before she hung up, lol! As for the homewreckers, I’d let them have some nice words :angry:.
on Friday, August 12th, Caleb said:
LOL i know a thing or two about homewreckers so many of them try to get with my man knowing he gots a man…shady biatches…
on Friday, August 12th, Johanna said:
Ahhhh, that one would have freaked me out too! Goodnight:)
