Category: Funny

Fanciness and Mud Pits

This weekend was pretty eventful. I dropped Eenan off at school Friday, spent the day cleaning, then we picked him up, ran a few errands and met Noelia and Andy at the movies for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. IT WAS GOOD!

Goblet of Fire Mini-Review–Read at your own discretion!
I won’t go into detail, so as not to spoil it for anyone, but it was quite different from the book. It was good, of course, but lots of stuff was changed. This is my favorite movie, and book, so far.

The kids loved it. When Voldemort was “brought back”, Eenan sort of hid his face and Jaylen excitedly whispered, “Is that the Dark Lord?!” It was much more “adult” than the other movies (as they said it would be) but the kids did well anyway. During the sad part Eenan cried, and I had a lump in my throat but was blinking back tears since I was supposed to be setting an example and kept telling him, “It’s okay, Baby. Don’t cry. It’s just a movie.”
End of review.

I spent Saturday cleaning (I had this rush of energy and I had every intention of taking advantage). The house was SPOTLESS. Mary and I went to Noelia’s sorority banquet that night, so we were all dressed up and shmansy, as John says. Everyone was in glamorous dresses and tuxes. Noelia got two awards and a gift. She had a good night.

The funniest part of the evening was when one of the catering ladies tried to steal one of Mary’s pineapple upside down cakes. She made two cakes for the evening and another lady had made two. When they served us dessert, they gave us this miniscule excuse for a cake slice, and on a napkin, mind you, no fork. I’m a slow eater but I ate that tiny piece in one bite. I look over to the catering table when I’m done (since it was right next to our table) and notice that the two cakes wrapped in celophane that the other lady brought were intact and still in their celophane. I then notice that a round catering lady was discretely sliding Mary’s other cake over to a roasting pan and set it in there. I kept telling everyone how rude it was that they didn’t even cut the other cakes and then whisper-yell, “Oh my gosh, she’s taking the cake!” Everyone was laughing at my paranoia, but seconds later they too notice that she’s carefully covering the cake with napkins and placing bread loaves on top. She thought she was real slick hiding the roasting pan behind this plastic crate, but I saw everything.

When I’d had enough I tell Mary, “I’m going to go say something.” She says, “Yes, go!” So I went. I told her I saw that they didn’t use the cake, that my mother-in-law made it and we’d like it back since they weren’t serving it. She pretends she doesn’t understand English and says, “Que?” So I repeat everything in Spanish.

She says, “Oh yes, you can take the cake.” And a waiter hands me one of the cakes covered in celophane.

I say, “No, no. Not those, the one that’s under there,” and I point to the roast pan.

She says, “What cake?”

I point again and I say, “That one, the one you covered with napkins.” She stupidly starts removing the bread loafs and napkins and says, “Oh! I didn’t even know that was there! I was just starting to pack everything away.” She shoves the cake into my hands, I smile curtly and say, “Thank you!”

We couldn’t stop laughing about it later. I told Mary, “Well, you should be flattered that they liked your cake enough to steal it.”

We chilled out all day Sunday. We started the morning by putting Mom’s futon together. Later in the evening, we met up with some of Mario’s co-workers and went to the Mud Pits. I’d never been, neither had John or Mario. It was really cool. A teeny jeep got stuck in the water and had to be pulled out, and this other huge Ford Ranger almost fell sideways into the deep water. We got video of it all. At night, people were throwing themselves into the mud and a guy on an ATV got REALLY stuck. He was covered top-to-bottom in mud and since he had the crowd in the palm of his hands, went with it and just threw himself, back-first into the pool of mud. Crazy. It was a really cool experience. Next time we’ll take the boys. A plus: it’s free!

So that was my weekend. We started a new course at school today: Accounting. It’s okay so far; I thought it was going to be dreadfully boring. I hope I can get Roadrunner to fix the internet–we’ve had no internet at home all weekend.

Tonight we shall go to the mall, to see Gramma and Wal-Mart. My feet hurt just thinking about it.

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Just the Two of Us

I got everything done really early yesterday, as Mario called me during school and asked me on a date. “Just us”, he said. You can’t imagine how excited I was about that.

I made dinner (lasagna), ironed everything and gave instructions to Mom on getting the boys showered and into bed (and prayed for the best). Mary dropped me off at Mario’s work, he changed, we ordered drinks from Whataburger and ate the lasagna and garlic bread I’d brought for us in the Yukon. We had 2 hours to waste before the movie, so we went to Wal-Mart and walked around. We decided on Jarhead, which we both wanted to see. It was a pretty good movie; the ending was kind of…”eh”, but overall it was pretty good. I saw Jake Gyllenhal (sp?) nekkid…and OMG I think I’m traumatized.

I even had a dream about him. He was about to kiss me; his baby blue eyes kept getting closer and closer. I turn my head and say, “No Jake! I’m married!”

See? Even in my dreams I’m faithful .

We didn’t get home till 1:00. After I took a shower it was 1:30 so it’s safe to say I went to sleep at around 2am. Not good. I feel so tired and drained out, especially since I somehow got a sore throat. Ricci didn’t come to school today, so it was really quiet on the way to school–I was positive I’d fall asleep on the road. And the fog! Never had I driven in such dense fog, ever.

We’re having a test on Chapters 1 & 2 of Operating Systems. I should read up a bit. I just hope I don’t fall asleep while I’m reading.

As tired as I am though, I really wish there were more nights like that with Mario .

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When Good Things Happen

Things have really turned around, and not just for me, for just about everyone I know.

I kept meaning to update my previous entry but never got the chance to do so. I didn’t mention that Noelia and Andy are engaged (as of October 30th) and Yadira found out she’s having a baby boy!!

I’m so happy for Noelia and Andy. When Noelia came to tell us, Mario hugged her and when he pulled away I noticed he was teary eyed. I couldn’t help but get teary eyed after seeing him get like that. I hope they’ll be so happy together. Noelia couldn’t have found a better future hubby .

Yadira and the girls are thrilled over this little guy. I hope everything goes smoothly with this pregnancy for Yadira. She really wants a little boy!

As for my presentation–I got a HUNDRED on it!! It was the only, ONLY presentation I got a hundred on. I was so happy when Mrs. C-R handed me my little pile of critique sheets and saw a hundred and a blue smiley face. She said I had the whole class paying attention. I didn’t get a single rude or “how boring” comment . My average for the whole class is a 98…so far that’s the grade I’ve gotten for all my classes!

Ricci has met the man of her dreams. Two weeks ago she was upset and just had this melancholy vibe about her, and this week she’s been nothing but smiles. I’m so glad things are going right for her.

Mayra and her hubby got another car, so that’s a huge weight off her shoulders. She can come and go as she pleases and she was just beaming on Friday.

As for Lucy, she seemed a little upset on Friday, but I hope something really wonderful happens for her. She deserves it.

We all went to eat on Friday at Taco Bell again and just had a great time eating and laughing. Everywhere we go we’re usually The Loud Group of Girls. You can’t keep us quiet when we’re together. It’s so nice to text message Mario and tell him, “Going out 2 eat with the girls!” I’ve never had “girls” before. Well, not since high school anyway. We were all talking about how we have to find jobs at the same place, so we don’t lose touch .

Mom quit her job on Friday and all day yesterday was spent moving her stuff out of storage and into the apartment. She won’t get electricity till at least Wednesday and she still needs some furniture. Slowly but surely, we’re getting everything done. We’ll probably go to Aunt Nora’s again tonight to pick up the rest of Mom’s stuff. It’s so rude. They were already remodeling! Mom’s closet had been completely ripped apart. Grr.

I’m so excited that she’s moving back (and that we’ll finally get our living room back since John will be moving back in with Mom–no offense, Jinis). (Ha. He just said he’s like Ronald McDonald on those benches. He’s always sitting on the couch, but we can sit around him, he said. Then he said, “You don’t just tell Ronald McDonald to go away.” And I said, “But…you’re not Ronald McDonald.”) Mom was always so upset because Aunt Nora was getting after her for something. Granted, she’ll have to put up with my bad moods sometimes, but I surely won’t smash her spirit.

My back is killing me. I hope there won’t be anymore heavy lifing we’ll have to do. Every inch of me is sore. Doesn’t help that Ricci and I were reliving our teenage years and doing cartwheels (“just to see if we could do them”) when she and Goyo (her boyfriend) came over on Friday night. We watched videos online and were up till 12:30 just talking. Goyo remembers Mario from high school and Mario remembers Ricci’s brother, Frankie. Small world!

Mario didn’t get home from work till 6am. Yes, 6 AM!! I went to sleep really early since I was aching all over and was beginning to get a sore throat (probably from all the dust I inhaled). I woke up at 2:30am and noticed Mario still wasn’t home. I called him and he told me they were still working on a car for a guy who insisted that they work on it. Woke up at 5am and he still wasn’t here so I called again. He said they were on their way back from dropping off the car and the guy tipped them $50 each. So that’s cool. When he got home and we were talking before we went to sleep, he was saying the guys were teasing him because I was the only wife who was calling and wasn’t accusing him of cheating or being at a strip club LOL. He said Jannette kept calling Albert (when they got back together, I have no idea) and she even asked to talk to Mario to prove that Albert was working . When we got really quiet and were about to fall asleep I yell, “Aha! I know what you were doing! You were whoring yourself on 10th street, weren’t you?! THAT’S how you got $50!” And without missing a beat he snaps his fingers and says, “Dammit! How did you know?!”

(John just added that Mario should have said, “Now I have to return this pretty dress.”)

I finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince yesterday. I already knew what was gonig to happen at the end (Sonia accidently let it out), but actually reading it made me get teary eyed. I wonder what’s going to happen next. Now that I finished the book, what am I going to read when I get bored or wait for Eenan to get out of school??

I should get ready. I think we’re going to the movies to watch Chicken Little. And I’ve got to clean. Blah.

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